18.12.11

TRIVIA -SOME DO'S and DONT'S

l think this is a definite DON"T
Don't play leapfrog with a Unicorn !

Don't forget your twin sisters birthday 

Don't panic if your birthday cake collapses under the weight of the candles

Don't panic if the bird singing outside your window is a vulture

Also, if you walk to work and find your dress or skirt  tucked into the back of your knickers,
Maybe if they were behind you, they haven't seen your face 


lt is also worry if !
The gleam in your eye, is from the sun hitting your bifocals

You turn out the lights for economic reasons, rather than for the feeling of romance

You sit in a rocking chair, and you just can't get it going

Why don't slugs and snails eat weeds ?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear crash helmets ?
And why is it -that every time your favourite song comes on the radio, you have reached your destination !
enough -  l'm giving myself a headache -

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